Dad’s gone crazy,
Thinks he’s a cat.
Started eatin’ Kitty Chow
& livin’ in a hat.
Oh, dear Mama,
What we gonna do?
Put ’im a brown bag?
Sell ’im to the zoo?
“Children, children,
Do not fear.
Give ’im some catnip,
& a bowl o’ beer.”
Dad’s gone crazy,
Actin’ like a cat.
Purrin’ scratchin’
Sittin’ on my back!
“Children, children,
Mind me now!
Better he’s a cat —
Last week he was a cow.”
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