Boshel-Bops
& Tiddlel-Tops
Are sold in different sizes:
Some quite large.
(Big as a Barge!)
Others?
Very tiny.
Fiddle-Dees
(Now offered free)
Get packed with odd sur-prises.
Most are dull.
(Like dead seagulls.)
Others:
Bright & Shiny.
I pre-fer dried Dopple-Rugs,
& Do-Wah Bugs,
Dressed in smart disguises,
Like Short Giraffes,
In Hee-Haw Hats,
Especially
When they’re whiny.
But never buy me
Osyter-Bees
Filled with com-pro-mises.
They’ll just complain
& make it rain —
Then turn all green & slimy.
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