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Veggies, Fruit & Grain — Oh My!

j.s.lamb
1 min readDec 10, 2016

Are you kiddin’ me?
Are you kiddin’ me?

Do I eat healthy?
Hah … Double “Hah!”

Do prunes sound healthy?
Red beets? Kale?
Corn?
Orange Juice. Fake milk.
(a.k.a. Silk!)

Are you kiddin’ me?
Do I eat healthy?

How ’bout
Sweet potatoes,
Dusted with
Jes’ a minimum
Of cinnamon?

How ’bout
Fresh tuna?
(Broiled.)
Or Brussel sprouts,
Cooked inside-out.

How ’bout
Barley, Oats
& Rye?
Or brown rice?
(Cooked real nice.)

Are you kiddin’ me?
Are you kiddin’ me?

Do I eat healthy?
Hah … Double “Hah!”

Of course not.

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j.s.lamb
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Written by j.s.lamb

.Author of “Orange Socks & Other Colorful Tales.” How I survived Vietnam & kept my sense of humor.

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