Virtue the Wonder Dog
Bit me in the hand.
I said,
“Why’d you do that, man?”
He barked back,
Serious as sin,
“You looked like a steak
From the shape of your skin.”
I said, “Bow!”
He said, “Wow!”
I said,
“Man, do I look like a cow?”
He said, “Roof!”
I said, “Ruff!”
He said,
“Man, your skin is tough!”
Virtue the Wonder Dog
Bit me in the hand.
Guess I’ll go get me a cat.
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